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Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 14:26:17 No.12764978 View View Reply Original Report

How do I make money on this fucking thing? What are /pol/'s strats for this?

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Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:15:22 No.12765109 Report

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>>12764978
Try not gambling you loser

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:15:35 No.12765110 Report

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>>12765101
The way I have made the most 'profits' at a casino is to walk in with $150 head to 1$ 2$ roulette table and put all down randomly on numbers. If I don't land I leave and go home. If I do land I pocket the black chips (100$) and keep playing til I lose. Don't go that often maybe 4-5 times a year but I am up over 5k by just doing that somehow.

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Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:15:43 No.12765111 Report

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>>12765091
ohhh noo noo nooo

in your post >>12765079 you said
>abo-kun see you off the coast of Ibiza on our yachts
>see you off the coast of Ibiza
>see you
again you're lucky you don't gamble because the odds of me going to ibiza are pretty low when I'm 5 minutes drive from some of the best coastline in Australia, the odds are astronomically low of us being there at the same time, do you get it or do I need to break it down a bit more for ya

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:16:09 No.12765112 Report

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>>12765103
Aren't you just stating the obvious? If there was ever a game where the house didn't have some edge then everyone would only play that game. And even in games where the player does have the edge, the house fucks it by making you pay for the bet.

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Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:16:37 No.12765113 Report

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>>12764978
birthday paradox
play the board of the last numbers that have hit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:17:10 No.12765114 Report

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>>12764978
Red or black pays double.
Bet 1, if you lose double the bet +1.
At 1, you lose 1 or win 2
At 3, total investment is 4, but you'd win 6.
7, lose:11, win 14.
The +1 at the end of the 2x+1 is the winning take on the bets.
This is a way of viewing a series of bets as gamble.
Now your not betting it'll be red or black, you're betting it won't be the same red/black n # of times.
You're more likely to win a bet that it wont be black 5 times in a row than a single instance bet.

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Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:17:12 No.12765115 Report

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>>12765105
No argument on that score. Dreaming about not having to wagecuck by betting on losing odds is for the truly stupid. Working your own business is how the majority of fortunes are actually made. Night and day difference between the two options.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:17:15 No.12765116 Report

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>>12764978
went recently, some casinos have added a third 0, house advantage....
0, 00, 000

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:17:41 No.12765117 Report

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>>12765110
Have you played since covid? Table minimums are obscene now. Governments required reduced players at tables so the casinos compensated by increasing minimums.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:18:28 No.12765118 Report

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>>12765093
Play blackjack instead, chance to win is 50/50, while betting on colours on roulette is like 48%

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:18:33 No.12765119 Report

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>>12765116
>triple zero
The fuck? Who would even play that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:18:53 No.12765120 Report

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>>12764978
you don't, if you're a retard you just dump money and hope you get lucky
>t. mathematician who makes casino games

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:19:01 No.12765121 Report

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>>12764978
Roulette is the devil. The only reason it exists is to bet some obnoxious amount of money on black and hope for the best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:19:18 No.12765122 Report

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>>12765104
Ok so it's 47% vs 48%.

18/37 vs 18/38

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:19:29 No.12765123 Report

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>>12764978
By being the house

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:20:05 No.12765124 Report

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>>12765112
Yeah, I'm stating the obvious, but I've found people need it explained to them. The worst mistake they make is thinking odds are fluid and games are hot or cold. Ask them: If I just flipped a coin 9 times and it landed on heads every time, then what are the odds it will land on heads if I flip it again? If they don't understand it's still 50/50 then they are the exact idiot that is losing money in a casino.

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Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:20:12 No.12765125 Report

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>>12764978
What you're looking for is the martingale pill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:20:23 No.12765126 Report

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>>12764978
You don't. Stop gambling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:20:38 No.12765127 Report

Quoted By: >>12765134

>>12765118
blackjack is 51/49 if you card count

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:20:42 No.12765128 Report

Quoted By: >>12765145

>>12764978
The only significant way you can ensure the best odds for yourself is to not play on American Roulettes.

If there's a 00 on the roulette table, just walk away. You are handicapping yourself by playing on those.

Other than that, roulette is purely a game of chance. You are way more likely to loose money and keep loosing money than winning big on these things, even with the 50/50 odds from betting on either red or black on a Europe style table.
Just work for money instead and reinvest wisely.

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Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:21:01 No.12765129 Report

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>>12765121
you know what? I'm switching to red from now on, fuck niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:21:14 No.12765130 Report

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>>12764978
Don't drink and smoke in the casino, it might damage your judgment
And give you an hour to leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:22:04 No.12765131 Report

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>>12765103
Well said.
You're better off learning how to invest in the markets than throwing your money away on shit that gives you less than a 50% chance of winning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:22:06 No.12765132 Report

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>>12764978
Have $150 on you
Put $10 on red
If you win put $10 on black
If you lose double down, $20 on red
If you lose again, put $40
If you lose again, put $80
If you lose again go fuck yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:22:23 No.12765133 Report

Quoted By: >>12765143

>>12765118
blackjack is not even close to 50/50 you double nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:22:47 No.12765134 Report

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>>12765127
Sure, if you card count 7 decks, before they swap dealers on you or force a reshuffle because fuck you.

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Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:22:59 No.12765135 Report

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>>12765111
>thinking Australian coasts are high status
dont be so butthurt about being a poor kangaroo fucker. youre starting to make me feel sorry for you. Ill tell you what, if you come to Capri this summer, Ill let you on my yacht for an afternoon. but you better shower first, and wear a shah or something I dont want your abo face uglying up the place.

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Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:23:59 No.12765136 Report

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Play Quantum and hope for a x500 on your lucky number.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:24:04 No.12765137 Report

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>>12765081
The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".

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Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:24:18 No.12765138 Report

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>>12765134
Not to mention it's against the rules and they watch players and bounce them from the casino if they suspect they're doing it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:25:06 No.12765139 Report

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>>12764978
ebay

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:25:42 No.12765140 Report

Quoted By: >>12765147

Most people don't know video poker jacks or better is the best bang for your buck lowest house edge game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:26:24 No.12765141 Report

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>>12765003
>>12765016
What doubters of the martingale strategy fail to acknowledge is if you hit the max limit of your table, you can simply move to another table with higher limits and continue from there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:26:33 No.12765142 Report

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>>12764978
you lost more often than you make money on games like that - the only games you can make consistent money on is where the house rakes and does not play against you like Texas Holdem but you have to be very skillful, play on stats and not emotions, and be a good actor

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Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:26:34 No.12765143 Report

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>>12765133
Yes, its like 10/90 if you are a retarded amerimutt who cant count and gambles for the gibbs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:26:38 No.12765144 Report

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>>12764978
>american roulette
start by playing the better roulette

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:27:07 No.12765145 Report

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>>12765128
The only kinda sorta true 50/50 odds I've seen was in Reno when they allowed betting on fucking war. Yes, war, the card game. But they still get you because if you and the dealer lay down the same card, you have to double your bet to continue, or forfeit half your bet to surrender.

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Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:27:45 No.12765146 Report

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>>12764979
Fpbp

If you want to make money of rulete, open casino with ruletes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:27:56 No.12765147 Report

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>>12765140
About 98.6% payback. If I get dragged to a casino I sit at the bar, get free drinks, and play the video poker (slowly). I at least come out ahead on the drinks usually.

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Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:28:03 No.12765148 Report

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>>12765144
right. play the russian one, youll be better off

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Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:28:14 No.12765149 Report

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>>12764978
vegas here (not in vegas, live in town over).
there is a system for roullette but it depends on how many '0's there is on the wheel. Big casinos here have three '0' spots: '0', '00', '000'. If you see more than one green pocket on the wheel, leave.
Stragaty: alternate between two positions: red or black. Make sure you get free drinks.

Craps: Play from the 'don't'. put minimum on 'big red' when you are the shooter. Stay away from the field, unless it's a triple payout. Make sure you get free drinks.

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Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:28:51 No.12765150 Report

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>>12764978
>Making money
>Gambling

How dumb are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:29:40 No.12765151 Report

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>>12764989
This is why there are table
Minimum and maximum bets. Nice try thoughb

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 May 2021 15:30:28 No.12765152 Report

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>>12764978
I got a high school in a game once by betting big on red and odds a few times. Just don't do more than like 4 or 5 bets if you're up. Just walk away after that.

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Anonymous ID:4P4BvQVj Mon 17 May 2021 15:44:18 No.12765988 Report

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all good /pol/ threads get sent to bantz
fucking comp'd bros, so fucking comp'd

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Anonymous ID:+Jftd/ah Mon 17 May 2021 16:40:30 No.12766201 Report

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So this is where threads come to die.

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Anonymous ID:flUr2+oe Mon 17 May 2021 16:49:09 No.12766227 Report

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Is NGX based?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SBEj1ZKzKE

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Anonymous ID:6WK+Vrk+ Mon 17 May 2021 19:31:07 No.12767062 Report

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>>12764978
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>>12764978
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