>>23986367>women ... tend to hide it from males when they are "On the Hunt"First time I had sex in my first house, the girl I was dating went through the entire thing frantically holding in a fart. We finished and at that point she couldn't hold it any more and it squeaked out.
Which was a massive relief to me, because I had an absolute explosion of a fart about three seconds later, which I'd also been holding in and finally couldn't any more.
She laughed her ass off at that, which was when I knew she was low-class trash, and I dumped her not long after that.