>>23545677>spermatozoaThat’s a very convenient word.
>>23545839>be me at work>get instructions to move old museum piece to auction line >normally move cars to the auction line but figure what ever>start it up and turns out it was in first gear >proceeds to run me over, breaking six ribs, a collarbone and a radial>get a free helicopter ride via workmen’s comp to a trauma center >get two surgeries spend 15 days in a combination of ER and rehab center>home now and on semi-disabled NEET leave until probably sometime early next year>mfw >>23546014>You need to start making babies now if you don't want to spend all your future paychecks on ADHD amphetamines for your little one.I already spend all my future paychecks on ADHD amphetamines for myself, I figure the apple won’t fall far from the tree in my case.
