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>be me
>late at night
>need to shit really bad
>go to the bathroom and drop a massive one
>flush
>it makes the typical flush noise
>i leave
>much later, need to shit again
>go back in
>the shit from earlier is still in there
>"it must not have flushed right", i say to myself
>take second shit
>flush
>yet again, it makes the flushing noise
>wake up next morning
>need to use bathroom
>open toilet lid
>greeted by 2 sessions worth of shit
>ohgodthesmell
>the shit has turned slightly black
>plunge with all my heart for 20 minutes
>finally, its over
>spray febreeze like im disinfecting a crime scene
>vigorously scrub toilet bowl
>mfw
