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A prankster demon has possessed my anal cavity. He only comes out when I am alone, and he can speak fluent English, and what sounds like German. I do not know what he wants, he only makes jokes and pranks all day long. He makes extremely loud fart sound, to embarrass me in front of others, especially women. I can control him. I've been to the rectal doctor, and they cannot help. Pleas /pol/. Help me. I beg.