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Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?
China: Is this a Joke?
Japan: Impossible!
America: The question's wrong!!
UK: Rubbish !!
India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!
British: Can u Swim?
Indian: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims. Indian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog… British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!
European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..?
Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!
Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight...
Einstein says:
"Let's play a game...
I will ask you a question,
if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5
and
if I don't know the answer,
I will pay you $500..."
Einstein asks the first question:
What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?
Indian doesn't say a word,
Reaches his pocket,
Pulls out a $5...
Now...
It's the indian turn...
He asks Einstein:
What goes up a hill with 3 legs
and
comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends...
After an hour he gives Indian $500...
Einstein going nuts and asks:
Well...
so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?
Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...
Einstein fainted.....
Why will the Chinese army lose any war they get into?
Because their people are all made in China!
Send to all Indians all over the globe!
