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It is mid-morning on a sunny spring day that sees a white limousine van pull up in front of the WWA Dojo. The driver opens a door on the side, and from the limo, a woman in a white suit emerges.
She is a Japanese-American woman of early-middle-age, with a light tan and stylish designer sunglasses, and a restless sort of confidence and poise. Though her face has seen the benefits of medical science to prevent wrinkling and sagging, it must be noted, in complete truth and without irony, that her jet-black hair, neatly bobbed at the chin, is her own real human hair, growing naturally from her scalp in exactly the state that it is. This is Diana Ito, Media Agent Extraordinaire, and she grins and speaks loudly enough that the other two occupants of the limo can hear her.
"This is it, girls!" Diana announces. "The WWA Dojo. The place where your sudden and inevitable rise to meteoric stardom begins!"
