>>16306853Welcome them to my home. Tell them I have a pot of hot tea, pork rinds, sweet bread, and bottle of whisky waiting for them.
>Rape Squad Leader: We're still going to have to rape you, Anon-kun>Me: Please tell me you're not vaccinated at least.>Rape Squad Member: No we're not. We're from Siberia. We're all Mongol purebloods. >Me: *sighs* Bedroom's upstairs. I am your man whore for the night.