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>be American
>encounter forest fire
>trapped
>eventually a thunderstorm comes
>puts the fire out and saves the day
>now in the heavy rain
>hurry home to get out of it
>watch some cosy tv
>lightning takes out power line
>go outside to assess the damage
>tornado comes and decimates house
>initial shock passes, realise how lucky you are
>go to talk to neighbours
>fall down sink hole and die
