Quoted By:
>Wake up in 'stralia
>Wrestle morning crocodile
>try to fuck it.
>Realize scaley, jagged-toothed, scary-eyed, monster is actually just average 'stralian woman.
>Drive 1982 Jeep Dingo for three days to nearest town for work.
>Stuck in traffic while 10,000 kangaroos hop across the street.
>Realize the hairy, thick-legged, beedy-eyed beasts are actually just average' stralian women.
>Get to work at vegimite factory.
>Realize gross paste I spread on toast is actually average 'stralian woman.
>Go to shitroom to take a bath and forget me troubles.
>Step over infestation of African Cane Toads
>Crikey, bathtub's got stingrays.
>Die
>Go to 'stralian heaven
>Drink fosters, fight abos, Mindy Irwin spreads Vegemite on me nipples for all eternity.
