>>1116991>school year starts>i've gotten a little thinner and stronger than i was before>PE lessons start (our teacher would just give us a ball and tell us to play whatever we want kek)>got picked last>pretty nervous (even tho it was just a PE match)>"c-can i go on the goal mates?">"sure anon, just don't fuck the whole game up like everytime">the game starts>there's an attempt on my goal>i jump into it and just pretty much made an easy catch (tho from my fatass 12yr old perspective it was a worldclass save kek)>the lesson ends>everyone are making compliments about me being a good keeper (nobody else knew how to play in the goal kek)>ff 3 years of casual playing>15 at the time>not fat anymore, i was just chubby then>skills increased >made some friends (as autistic as me but still)>play with them every weekend for whole dayand now quick story how i almost lost my fucking balls one day
>playing in the goal as usual, practicing penalties and freekicks with my classmates>one guy who played at an actual club wanted to play with us>we agreed>"i'm gonna shoot some freekicks and go home">"whatever, go on mate">he shoots a fucking meteor right at me>ok, i'm gonna just ca...>"OH MY FUCKING BALLS HOLY SHIT I AM FUCKING DYING RIGHT NOW HELP FUCKING ANYBODY HELP" i thinked>he runs up to me>"oh shit sorry dude">i get up>calmly say goodbye and go home>walk into my room>scream as loud as i can to cease the pain a little>couldn't walk for the rest of the day and my stomach hurted as hellit isn't that interesting but i'll write anyway because it brings me memories kek
