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Gold is a metal. A yellow metal that James Bond fought Odd Job to protect from a guy based on Charles W. Engelhard. Goldfinger was your friend, and my friend. He tried to buck break Bretton Woods and globohomo.
James Bond was just too drunk to know what he was doing. He fell in with the wrong crowd. Did you know that in the book, and the film, Pussy Galore was a lesbian, and that 007 intoxicated and banged her back into being straight?
That's because there is no such thing as a lesbian. That's a myth promoted by hollywood. Everyone is actually straight, and they all like gold. If you see a person who does not like gold, they are gay, and that means they are lying. They really hate themselves and everything they're doing, but they do it anyway to shake their fist at James Bond and Money Penny, and they reject Aurum Goldfinger as their personal hero.
You get what I'm telling you?
Gold is almost $3480. You're going to need to start taking life seriously. I can't support you forever.
I could teach you a thing or two or three about gold.
I'm gonna teach you a thing or three.
Welcome.
Welcome one and all.
Welcome back.
