>>14684203You think that's bad?
I was on a road trip to Denmark with my ex-girlfriend and another couple she knew and we stopped at a truck stop in Sweden to refuel and get something to eat at the diner.While we were waiting on the meal I went to the restroom to take a piss and as I entered the restroom it had just been cleaned with the window wide open, fucking lemon
fresh.As I was taking a piss I heard noises from the furthest bathroom stall, the squeaking of shoes, shuffling shoes, low grunts, heavy breathing, moist slapping sounds and fart sounds for a minute as I was pissing, then complete silence as the entire restroom suddenly smelled like an open sewer, then the toilet got flushed and two fat truckers came out of the same god damn stall holding hands...
