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>"Good news, folks! Amy Flame wrote me a check for ten grand to take care of those pesky court fines I had dogging me. All I have to do in return is come down here to the Divine Mansion and wash up the Divine lambos and some of Nikki Kade's, heh, private implements. Well, ol' Judy's not afraid of an honest day's work, so I got the bucket and the sponge and the hose out here, and in no time I'll have these babies sparklin' spotless..... or, heh, at least as clean as cold water can get 'em."
>"Then, maybe later, if I catch Nikki Kade, I can finally get someone to smarten me up to how this LonelyFans thing is s'posed to work. Just because I'll be paid up on my court fines doesn't mean I couldn't use a little pocket money. Been eating at Pizzoad a lot lately because food other places is pricey, and lemme tell you, any time I sit down on the latrine anymore it's like I'm trying to push two gallons of soft serve ice cream through the neck of a tube of toothpaste. Plus the doctor was saying I gotta improve my diet because of triglycerides and heart valve blockage and a buncha other made-up sounding stuff. Didja ever notice how the doctors always wanna schedule follow-up visits with you, instead of just letting you go free after they fix you up? They wanna keep you coming back there. It's a work, people; pop a few pain pills and muscle relaxers, make the next show, and make your money while you're young."
>"Anyway, Amy might be payin' a little more than the going rate here, but I gotta tell you, this isn't a bad gig! Whaddaya say, WWA? Any of you ever do this bikini car wash gimmick on the side for a little extra cash?"