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>be me
>at an extremely expensive fur coat store in NYC
>wife wants to buy a fur coat
>drainingmyfuckingbankaccount.png
>look outside to front of store and see a guy with a bucket of fake blood waiting to throw it on someone wearing a fur coat because he doesnt like animal abuse
>looks like a real fucking skinny libtard virgin, just looking at him pisses me off
>employees tell me he sits out there every day and terrorizes customers
>get a brillliant fucking idea
>find the most expensive coat in the entire store
>coat i find is thousands upon thousands of dollars
>tell wife to try it on
”you look great honey, but maybe we should see how it looks in the day light?”
>tell employees to come with us outside to see what it look like (and to reassure them we arent stealing it)
>wife puts on coat, and we walk outside
>store owner is looking at us from the inside of store
>libtard virgin with bucket of fake blood proceeds to drench wife in the blood
>coat is absolutely ruined
>i tackle him to ground
>store owner and a security guard walk outside and bring him into store
>they call the cops
>he has to pay the store back for the coat
>mfw i probably just made this guy homeless
