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>be me
>chink
>Waiting for elevator when someone in front pushes tinfoil door open and falls down 30 floors
>Take stairs get in car
>Run over a baby while reversing
>Driving to work
>Narrowly miss a fuel truck exploding
>Guy on moped turns into a tube of toothpaste under a truck
>Bike in front of me randomly Hiroshimas atomising the rider
>Drive past 10 people blowtorching dogs
>Go to factory job
>Say hi to Chang
>Chang falls into furnace
>Go to lathe room
>Hui spinning around and around
>Yulong being made into pasta sheets
>Chao being giftwrapped
>Go to goods in
>Li drops box and is instantly vaporized
>Pass by boiler room
>Whole team of engineers on fire
>Go to metal working room
>Liu falls face first into white hot metal ball
>MingLi is crushed by 9000kg red hot sheet metal
>Go to front desk to sign out
>Receptionist stabbed in head with knife hanging out
>sign out and leave building
>Suicide lands at my feet, crushing another baby
>Driving home from work
>Guy in front of me is crushed by wall
>See two separate guys killed by exploding manholes
>Drive into car park to park car, run over two more babies
>Walking to shop, some people stood around a hole
>Floor collapses and drags 10 people into the depths of the earth
>Narrowly avoid another truck, falling street light
>Guy in front of me is killed by falling cat
>Another by falling brick
>4 guys pushing scaffolding suddenly stop moving then burst into flames
>Get to store
>Woman in front of me is eaten by escalator
>Take stairs
>buy my tiger dick tea and noodles
>Get in car
>Reverse and run over another 10 babies
>Narrowly miss a derailed train and collapsing road
>Get home
>Local firework factory explodes like a tactical nuclear weapon again
>4 neighbouring skyscrapers do a 911
>Run inside to get GF
>She's fucking Jian
>Stab both to death
>Go to make my noodles
>Noodles are made of plastic
