>>18365549"Alright Miss... What did you say your name was again?" asks the director.
"R-Robyn."
"Alright, we're starting you off with the tennis line so give us some good action shots, let's go!"
Robyn panics as the cameras start flashing. Is she holding the racket correctly? Is her stance that of a believable tennis player? The answer to both of these questions is surely a resounding no.
"That's perfect! You embody a novice so well!" the director shouts. The cameras keep flashing. "Yes! Keep that completely clueless expression on your face! How do you do that? It speaks to me! You are the consumer. The consumer is you! A clueless girl trying something new! This is art!"
Robyn is bewildered by the praise, there's no way she isn't terrible at this, but continues striking poses as best she can, until it's time to change into the next outfit.
