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>there are literally billions of people so starved for entertainment that they think soccer is a sport
>a game where a 2-0 win in 90 minutes is a real barn burner
>a game where the real star of the team is the goalie whose job is just to ruin attempts to score a goal
>a game where the main strategy is to flop around and pretend to be hurt so Daddy Ref will give your team an advantage
>fans have to drink themselves into a coma to convince themselves something interesting is happening
If you attempt to watch soccer for any appreciable amount of time and survive the boredom, it is actually a useful education on the European mindset
1. Barely achieving anything is almost too much
2. It's important to stop other people from achieving things
3. Debase yourself regularly to the all-controlling authorities in the hopes of getting a small advantage
4. Be so bored literally every second of your life that you have to be constantly shitfaced in order to derive any sense of joy from it
Don't be a soccer fan
