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Despite the enormous hole located on the side of the villa a loud banging is heard at the front door.
>Where is she? Where is that insolent daughter of mine?!
Curry Girl storms into the villa, knocking the front door off its hinges in the process.
When she spots Masala face down in bowl of onion dip she explodes.
>WHAT IN THE THOUSAND NAMES OF VISHNU ARE YOU DOING, MASALA?!
>IS THAT PROFESSOR PAPRIKA I SMELL ON YOUR BREATH?!
>AND WHOSE PANTIES ARE THESE?!
>WERE I TO HAVE TO HAVE ALL THE MANY ARMS OF LADY DURGA HERSELF THEY WOULD NOT BE ENOUGH TO DELIVER UNTO YOU THE SPANKINGS YOU HAVE EARNED HERE TONIGHT!!
Curry Girl breathes deeply and takes a moment to compose herself.
>I apologize to all of you for the trouble my little one has caused tonight
>Come, Masala, we are leaving
>Needless to say you are on punishment
>But I will not be the one to administer your beating
>No, I leave that up to those you've wronged this evening
>LISTEN UP LADIES, THE DISCIPLINING OF THIS NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY CHILD FALLS ON YOU!
>COME NEXT SHOW I EXPECT AT LEAST ONE OF YOU TO TEACH THIS GIRL SOME MANNERS!
