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mickey meets the boss
>They arrive at their work building after a couple-minute drive
>Mickey takes in all his surroundings as he walks in
>Huh, why does that van just say "IMP" on it in all caps
>"That's the company van, sweetie" Millie says to Mickey, noticing him staring at the van
>"The company van...? Y... Your company's just named 'Imp'?"
>"Well, no, son, it's... an acronym," Moxxie interjects
>"An acronym?"
>"Yes..."
>Mickey takes a second to think
>"Does it stand for Immediate Murder Professionals or something? Since, y'know... you guys are apparently murderers"
>Moxxie looks back at Mickey
>"Um... Yeah, it does"
>"I knew it"
>They kind of just let it slide as they go in the elevator up to the seventh floor
>Mickey follows them through a door that says "I.M.P Headquarters"
>As he stares at the handwriting on the door, trying to figure out where he's seen that kind of handwriting before, he gets interrupted by another familiar voice
>"THERE you two fucks are! What took you so long? You're never usually late."
>That's...
>Mickey looks at the source of the voice
>It's Uncle Blitzo...
>But... younger.
>"Oh, who's this little pipsqueak, huh?"
>As Blitzo approaches, Mickey flinches slightly as Blitzo gets in his face
>Yep, that's definitely Uncle Blitzo, alright...
>"You're a cute one..."
>Blitzo runs a finger down Mickey's torso and stomach, chuckling
>"Heh, sorry, bud. I'm off the market"
>I mean... It's technically okay for him to flirt with you, Mickey thinks
>But... He's like an uncle to you
>"Well, Sir, this... this is Mickey. He SAYS he's mine and Millie's son from the future, but... it's still kind of hard to believe"
>As Moxxie speaks, it suddenly hits Mickey
>"Wait, Uncle BLITZO was your boss?!"
>"'Uncle'?" Moxxie, Millie, and Blitzo all say in unison
>...
>"Yeah...?"
>"Hold on, how old are you, then?"
>"I just turned 18 yesterday."
>Blitzo sighs in relief
>"Phew. Thank fuck, I did NOT feel like going to jail again."
>Again...?
>Anyway.
