>>18178931Colby Jefferson coughs and gags around a slice of roast beef that had sailed into her mouth with perfect aim, recovering just in time to freeze in shock when Miss USA's hands fall upon her breasts. Instinctively, she pushes back and tears away.
>"GET YOUR GRUBBY, GROPING HANDS OFF ME, YOU STAR SPANGLED SKANK!"She blinks as she sees the black bikini top clutched in Miss USA's fingers. How odd, that she must have found one somewhere in the store that exactly matches..... oh.
OH.
Shrieking in anger, with her wabs out like Hailey Brittania after losing to Mare Equine at Onsen a Lifetime, Colby Jefferson bull-rushes Miss USA back into the dairy aisle. Miss USA pulls free and lobs a bag of vanilla creamer at Colby's face, striking a glancing blow. In return, Colby grabs a bottle of Boihe (Spaghetti Town's premier plant-based "Milk-Flavoured Beverage Product") and sloshes it into Miss USA's eyes. While she's temporarily blinded by a wicked cocktail of onions-, rice-, and nut-based dairy substitute, Colby grabs two gallon jugs of real pasteurized 100% whole milk in her hands.
>"GOOD LUCK TURNING ALL THIS INTO MARINARA, MISSY!"Colby brings the two jugs crashing together down at Miss USA's head, and she only manages to duck at the last second. Both women are temporarily blinded as a huge explosion of white milk sprays out everywhere.
