Quoted By:
I know urine is supposed to be the total cure for jellyfish stings but hear me out.
I got stung last night when i was spearfishing. I immediately surfaced and peed all over my own foot (gross, i know) because that's what /pol/ led me to believe was the solution.
And then these niggers came over to my house to smoke a blunt but they tried to rape my muslim wife so i threw a fit and ended have the pope come over and lick their toes.
How do i proceed from here?
