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Probably not the 'most beta thing ever' or anything but the most beta thing I have ever done for sure.
I'm not going to be able to greentext it because it was quite a long story.
Essentially in college I discovered that a qt in my dorm was a vegetarian and decided I could use this to my advanage. So I made her a fresh vegetable curry every single Tuesday night without fail. My original plan was as such:
>Make her curry every week for 3 months
>One night 'accidentally' put some beef into the curry
>When she eats it and complains make the joke 'Well I forgot to take the meat out of your curry, but I'll remember to put my meat in your vagina'
But this didn't happen. She got a boyfriend 2 months in and started inviting him to vegetable curry night. For the entire rest of my time in college I made them both a vegetable curry pretty much every week with a few nights where they were busy. The worst moment for me was when her boyfriend came along without her because she was away with her family and I had to cook him a curry by himself. I tried to act 'alpha' by telling him 'girls want a man, in the long term, who can cook'. He smiled and said 'Well I think they prefer a man who can say no to making dinner for a girl who makes fun of him behind his back when she fucks her boyfriend'. Then I finished cooking for him in silence.
