>>7056480Eh, I don't really think so man.
As presumably the least lewd poster on the entire board, as one of the few non-virgins here, and as someone who's had consistent sexual tastes for over a decade, I'm extremely secure in what I do and do not find sexually appealing.
Children don't do it for me. Not even a little bit.
I'm not sure what the male equivalent of "dry as a desert" is, but that's how I'd describe how that mp3 makes me feel.
>You don't think of cacti in a weird way when looking at it, but when it's at least of humanoidal form.. yikes, what if (°□°)Are you saying that you've thought about fucking a humanoid cactus?