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>be me
>be strayan
>work in KFC
>7th day on the job but technically been working there for a month as a cook
>usually just haul chicken out of the pressure fryers and store them in hot ovens for later use
>get taught how to do the crumbing of the chicken
>get yelled at by co-managers over the retarded ed sheeran music being pumped out everyfuckingday whilst being taught how to bread
>practically beg to the 2nd-in-charge to turn the shit off because im struggling to understand this over the sound of cooker alarms, managers yelling at me "teaching me"
>she says ok but only just this once
>turns it on again after 10 fucking minutes
>next week (i only get one shift a week because im on probation period for 6 months which is mandatory for all new workers
>Filipino manager is working and is actual head manager and is pretty chill if you understand his fucking accent
>being taught how to bread by actual employee with patience and is super helpful
>Filipino manager takes over to teach me
>patient in the beginning then gets real pissy at me
>even though he knows fluent english, my australian ears swore to God he must be speaking Filopino
>mfw im expected to learn this while being forcefully politically correct to retards that have no idea how the outside world works within a 1 shift, 7 hour working week whilst being my technical 7th day on the job
>the only redeeming quality of this is i get paid way too much to do this bullshit. i make nearly $30 a hour. the equivilant of someone else that deserves it more like tradesmen which they get fuckall
