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left thumb zapper
LRAD
RAPE DICK!
I went to run some errands today. I went to get a new computer and sell my old one back to them. The lady asked me if I already reset the computer because it was really important her to about my privacy and because of my privacy she was just wanting to make sure and it wasn't that she was giving me a hard time but just that she was concerned about my personal data on the computer and she felt like I should have privacy. Then when we were done instead of, "You have a wonderful day," she said, "You have a wonderful dick."
I went to the laundromat after that. It was all calm and peaceful in there seemingly free of malicious agents. After about 15 minutes, some skeezy little bitch came and started dancing next to me, probably an Israeli in black face but I can't say that I recognized him. He was blasting his phone music and saying nigger about 500 times per minute, screaming while dancing next to me at the change machine, and as soon as he arrived my rape dick implants got cranked up to the maximum setting and remained at that setting for the whole time he remained in the laundromat. When some lady was leaving she called him the N-word and I agreed with her vociferously. Though the agent was clearly out of earshot and pretending to be screaming into his phone, he remarked on her choice of words and then said something about a hotel about 10 times in a row.
