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>Be 2016
>massive Trump supporter, mom and dad hates it and almost kicks me out of the house over Trump winning
>be 2017
>January 20th
>inauguration day
>parents have basically kicked me out of the house
>in Washington, DC
>got a Make America Great Again hat to celebrate
>at the inauguration
>came a week before it started to camp out as close to the front of the White House as possible
>the time has come
>trump comes up, makes the usual acceptance speech
>then, as he turns away something starts shaking
>he turns back to the mic
> “Oh, one more thing.”
>the White House shoots up in the sky, holy crap
>under the White House, a 1-1 model of Trump Tower shoots up from under it
>youwouldnotbelieveyoureyes.gif
>the Tower is fully erect
>green frog comes out of it
>the Don walks toward the frog
> “Hello Kek, it’s been a long time, old friend.”
>Kek is silent
>ground starts to shake again
>uhoh.jpeg
>the rest of the monuments fall around me
>replaced with ancient Middle Eastern buildings
>Washington D.C. has been completely reshaped
