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Just had my first IRL encounter with a group of trans people today. Here's what happened:
>be me
>be 25yo white male, cis het, /fit/, on a strict paleo diet, live in accordance with the laws of Nature
>going out to my car one morning, there's a group of trannies out gathered by the mailboxes
>a handful of boy trannies, one girl tranny who's tattooed as fuck, one girl who looks cis but who the fuck even knows
>she's like 5'4" and has messy black hair and glasses, kinda looks like Jade from Homestuck
>catch myself watching out of the corner of my eye to see if I can match voices to faces
>hear a smooth, buttery tenor voice--- yep, it's a tranny
>get to my car, realize I forgot my phone in my apartment
>go back and get it, and suddenly realize I can hear them whispering something about a tee shirt
>look down, realize I'm wearing a shirt that says "2 + 2 = 5 you bigot"
>think to myself, "good, I hope it reminds them of their crimes against God and Nature"
>go back in, grab my phone
>come back out, and everyone is laughing at something the glasses tranny said, she seems to be the leader
>walking back to my car again, glasses tranny says "Wait, you dropped something!"
>turn around, he's holding what looks like some kind of gift card, oh shit
>take it from him without thinking
>turn it over, there's a picture of Milhouse's dad from The Simpsons, with tiny white print that says "The holder of this card is a certified beta male."
>glasses tranny has a big smile on his face but I can see the malice in his eyes
>say "....Ooooo-kay then?" get in my car and drive off
This just happened like twenty minutes ago I hate trannies so god damn much
