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>Be me
>Wagecuck elementary principal
>not even at a private school
>set lunch schedule with douchebag boss
>first thing he talks to me about is my bad directions
>juststeponmyballswhydontyou.jpg
>go to get lunch from the oven, a nice ham
>I slowly open it
>Its burning
>ITS FUCKING BURNING
>freak out for a sec but realize a burger king is just across the street
>Live in a inner city neighborhood so it makes sense
>go to crawl out of the window
>suddenly boss walks
>try to play it off like I was doing stretches
>asks about the currently BURNING OVEN!
>tell him its just smo- I mean steam from the steamed hams were having
>He finally fucks off
>Finally crawl out of the window and go to cross the street
>get stabbed by random black crack head
>bleed out and die
thx 4 karma bro >:DDDD
