>>9193719I wipe my ass with my shoes then put them back on to wear around the house.
Americans wear shoes indoors because we are active and taking your shoes off every time you come in or out is tedious but an admittedly excellent house keeping strategy. Regarding the bidet, the majority of American men do not like sodomy nearly half as much as the rest of the world. We clean our asses with absorbant tissue made to keep us clean and straight.