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This is why you shouldn't come here.
Normally big spiders are harmless, but this highly venomous spider is big enough to nip you through your heavy boot. Its pincers are like daggers and it's fucking huge.
Here in Straya, we have evolved an immunity somewhat, so we have a half hour to get to a doctor, but tourists drop dead in just a few minutes.
Funnel Web Spider; Google It Faggots.