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>be me
>a healthy 35 yo baby boy
>be a little mr grumpy pants
>too tired to even work as a walmart greeter
>try to schedule an appointment with doctor
>doc says to come in and that I don't need to schedule an appointment
>feel like a rockstar.png
>walk into his office
>sit down on the doctors bed
>my dirty dippy makes a mess where I sit
>Doc prescribes 12" of Vitamin D
>Tells me to closes eye
>I do as I'm told
>Wow big pill to shallow.exe
>Taste fluid that seems similar to step daddys love cream
>Doc throws tissues at me and to get out
>I am no longer sad anymore
>Doc says I can stop by whenever I feel sad
>I love my life
