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Okay bint it's the literal what American holiday number 2727255 but I'm too lazy to go to work so it's time for a spooky wooky story
This one is from marocco:
>9 pm
>be taxi driver
>take two women to the cemetery
>they tell the taxi driver to wait for half an hour
>he says okay, waiting for 30 minutes
>times passed
>he called his wife to tell her that he might be late
>an hour passes
>he decided to go to check on the two women
>he saw light coming out from the basement of some grave
>he took a peak
>he saw the two women..
>MINCING A CHILD CORPSE!
>he had to puke but he held the urge
>he heard them talking in phone
>"yeah, mix this meat with minced kebab and cook it for him, he won't notice, I assure you after this he will never be able to leave your side"
>he ran back to the car
>he went straight to house
>"honey, what is it for dinner..."
>"minced kebab"
>??
>she gave him his plate
>he stares at her
>"would you mind it if we changed the plates?" Said the husband
>"NO"!
:)
