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Back home now
>The NFL
>The nba
>Lebron James
>Children
>Wal Mart
>Power outages
>The smell of burnt grease
>When my car catches a mouse but doesn't kill it
>Typos
>Fixing typos
>Television
>Ear rape
>Cinnamon Toast Ken
>Pop music
>Socks that are too small for my feet
>Affirmative action
>The way we keep running totals of mass murderers and their victims like it's a high score at a galaga arcade machine
>The fact that Beavis and Butt-Head will never be a thing again
>Tik Tok
>Tequila
>Amy Winehouse
>Prescription painkillers
>Large crowds
>Telephones
>Running out of tp and realizing when it's too late
