JOHN FRUM IS KING, AWAY DEMONS!!!
Reminder that Christianity is just cargo cult bullshit for white people. Vid related, the cult of John Frum:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JI9FZTCmIIthis bears many similarities to Christianity, for example:
>magic man came some time in the past>magic man did miracles>magic man made predictions, predictions came true>in past, magic man talk to everyone and do miracle for everyone>but magic man not here any more>now need special holy man to talk with magic man>magic man promise to come back later and make everything good>must believe and do ritual to obtain [cargo/salvation]>forces of evil try to turn us away from John Frum, HAVE FAITH BROTHERThe only question is who we should worship: Jesus, or John Frum?