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I won't bore /pol/ with the specifics, but HOLY SHIT, Italians are ignorant. I was told that "Italians never eat alone" and I made a mistake of eating alone in one of their restaurants. The man asked what I wanted in Italian and I responded "Pizza di ... pepperoni?". Since I'm in Italy, I want the real shit.
He slapped the back of my neck as hard AS HE COULD and said "PAY-PAY-RONEEEEEE, PAY-PAY-RONEEE?"
I'll leave it at that, I wanted to clock that motherfucker in the jaw.
Another time, I was minding my own fucking business and an elderly man approached me and he was pointing to his wrist. I didn't understand what he was saying, but I eventually understood he wanted me to adjust his watch for him. When I told him I don't understand Italian that well, but am more than happy to adjust his watch, he said "AMERICANO ... GO OUT..... AMERICANO? GO OUT TO HERE!"
You just politely try to eat by yourself, they're cocksuckers, you politely try to an elderly person, they're cocksuckers, that's all there is to it.
