>>18292962“Bishoujo at the Beach, I was an absolute shoe-in to win the Intercontinental Title. But I got brutally INJURED. And I didn’t expect any sympathy for that. You idiots don’t know what you have in Kelly Omega, and you probably won’t until you don’t have it anymore. But I could have gone ahead with competing anyway. I could have come back and beaten Tomboy Girl at half my best, or beaten up the ginger carpet muncher with no hands at all, and then gone on to have a MATCH OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE. I withdrew to try and avoid the shitstorm that was apparently brewing around that title, and since that time all I hear backstage are jokes about falling down stairs or pulling out of bookings. They say the World Title is cursed, but that’s only because THE GODDESS OF THIS COMPANY hasn’t had the chance to cleanse it yet with her heavenly powers. If you ask me, that Intercontinental Title is the curse, and any idiot that holds it now or going forward deserves a knee to the jaw from their pal KELLY GOD DAMNED O.”
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