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>be me
>be faggot ofc
>go to doctor
>he tells me I have an IQ of 130 KI points
>neat.jpegif
>go home
>take my dick out
>look up porn
>look at porn actors fuck for a while
>fap
>repeat for years
>sometimes I even leave my intelligence hive of a home
>interact with other people
>kind of weird, but then again, not a sin to fuck up social conversation
>one day it happens
>go home kind of pleased after spending the day once again talking to people
>look up porn
>I have seen all porn videos on the entire internet up to now because I literally fap 20 hours a day
>there's a new porn video on normiehub
>neat.jpegif x 2 combo
>click it
>porn actress shows up at porn actors fake home
>predict precisely that they will initiate sex
>ff 2 minutes later they actually initiate sex
>shocked at my own genious
>go outside later
>talk to people who may or may not be my friends
>one of them starts saying "yesterday I went to the mall, and guess who I met there?
>I think to myself that it must be aunt brenda
>it is no concious equation, but subconciously through years of knowing these people and their lives, I deduct that aunt brenda is one of the about 5 more probable encounters
>it actually turns out to be aunt brenda
>am again shocked
>are these people NPCs?
>am I the only one capable of thought?
>is everyone else predictable?
>go on 4chan
>luckily for me, it is currently a meme to refer to absolutely normal psychological and social prediction of following acts of others as "NPCs"
>go to NPC thread
>post in it my personal experience and story of how I think I cracked the code and of how everyone else just feels bland
>sometimes I even incorporate completely specific political ideals into my shitposts, because ofc me seeing people I disagree with as simpleminded can't be a coincidence
>get called an NPC
>realize that I'm just paranoid
>kill myself
