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-from the archives of schizo wizard, court philosopher of /smg/ dated 2.6.2025
much has decayed in our kingdom since good king john went on his crusade, leaving the throne in the hands of his wicked consort scoopsicus from the dusky land of sheba. treasurer baggie has become much too brazen, gambling the kingdom's fortunes on daily expiry calls, wildly dispensing posts when succesful, disappearing into drink and despair when not. the lack of guidance and wicked leadership has emboldened the worst of the peasants to squak and squeal with utmost vileness, vying to outdo one another in stupidity and coarseness. the few goodmen of the kingdom, toiling under anonymity, remaining on topic and respecting quality posts, are drowned in the sea of foolishness, disheartened and with waning hopes that we will ever return to the glorious silvery days of mutant fish and magical garbage machines. negativity and sourness is the order of the day, with the great line entering a period of repugnant crabbishness, to which there seems no end.
even i, long residing in these halls, am troubled by a despair. naught but the return of good king john or the love of one mysterious traveler gives me hope or joy. long faded are the hopes of dunking upon the kingdom with $100+ intc share prices. the wicked denizens plot and scheme for the downfall of their kingdom, for the day they can usurp all postings, and make all /smg/ like their own pathetic cottages, lackwit and foetid with waste. one need only peer into the early baking of the evening to see the final design of their wickedness.
i go to bed with a prayer: that john may hit the jackpot at the indian casino, forsake his labors and return to full-time posting, and that fair japananon contact me directly, so that i might spend less time in these crumbling halls, performing wonders for fools that respeckt nor believe them naught.
