>>18555172[Zunigoth's tweetstagram, later seen on WWA television]
There is a laughing heard as the camera is adjusted, from pitch black, Zunigoth the human battering ram and dark nemesis of the waifus is revealed.
>So it's been brought to my attention that you seek to tread the waters in this company of mine.Her growly voice let out
>You think you're ready for this life just because your obasaan says widdle Paulie's strong? Like a lioness among women.She flexed, removing her jacket from her shoulders as she did.
>Well this business will drown you just like a lioness in a bull crocodile's watering hole. The little beating I gave you before isn't much compared to what happens when the bell actually rings ... and a woman actually steps through those ropes.>When taking a powerbomb for instance. You misplace your chin even once and it could mean a concussion.>Or even worse. With a german suplex, you could be completely paralyzed if you don't brace yourself just right.>Even the simplest irish whip ... when performed by someone with intent to win. Would tear your puny muscles asunderShe walked closer to the camera she set down, her large stature and powerful figure apparent as she did.
>You aren't meant for this ring ... let alone a show like the WWA. You lacked the battle prowess to fear me, after two tosses you were wailing on the floor like a child. You won't float in places like these, babe.She she raised her hands in a claw like position as she towered over the camera on the table in an intimidating perspective
>...and I might just have to show you how out of your depth you are. Crush the limbs and leave you to sink in the despair of obscurity.>Only to be heard about in the occasional article of top minnows to be eaten alive by the gaping jaws of the wrestling industry.