>>13174148Well, my good friend. It seems that you are suffering due to the ramifications of time travel. Let me tell you what. The piece of cheese will readily turn the "time" into a child and brutally rape it, provided that the slutty time is "asking for it". This is a given, provided that time travel is being utilized by imperfect humans. It's impossible to be perfect, so this is guaranteed.
Just put faith in cheese, friendo. You can also use a rock, but this will induce less torutre and me more civil. Find a pet rock, or a piece of Ameircan cheese. If you do not have one, just apply communism and designate a piece of cheese in any store and any pet rock. If the "owner" contests, they will quickly realize that they are the piece of cheese, or otherwise, under the ruthless dominion of the pet rock in the alternative form.
Even if you do not read or understand this picture, since there is a non-zero probability that one parallel form of yourself will do this, rest assured that you will follow through and resolve the issue with time travel.