>>957120721 year old kissless handholdless dateless virgin. About to graduate college too. I remember when I turned 17 and thought "this is the average age to lose virginity, it must be around the corner!" Or when I was about to get into uni and thought about all the debauchery that happens to the average person. It, of course, evaded me.
I've made peace with it to an extent. I don't ever want to have casual sex or even premarital sex as I've gotten more religious over the years. But at the same time, I don't know if I can get a wife anyway.
Really hope those semen retention super powers are real. They're my last hope.