What would you do if you gained omnipotence /bant/?
Anonymous ID:1c3mAkA3 No.10762269 View ViewReport Quoted By:
The first thing I would do is make every anonymous imageboard poster a nigh-omnipotent god over their own infinite reality, then make a connection to travel between these realities possible, though not for a nigh-omnipotent anon, just an avatar containing an infinitesimal portion of their power. That would prevent anons from destroying existence by conquering other anon's realities but still allow them to visit if they wished. I would use my position as omnipotent to make a central, paradisaical hub reality where every non-anon would be consigned to a state of perpetual bliss (after a degree of personal suffering equal to the proportion of the evil they committed in life, most of our elites would regret their wrongdoing for centuries, if not millennia, but that's a drop in the bucket of eternity) and the various anon-orchestrated realities would orbit in a stable pattern.
After everything was finished and the multi-reality was set into motion, I would enter an eternal slumber on my /comfy/ beanbag throne so anons didn't get anxious about my omnipotence, but in reality I would be spying on them and their personal realities like all of existence was my own anime backlog. At the same time, I would be in my undetectable, unreachable reality isolated from the rest of the multi-reality, where I would live out my edgy sex and violence fantasies on simulacrums that are infallibly lifelike but didn't actually have a consciousness capable of introspection or suffering. There's no reason I couldn't do that in the central hub reality but it would be cringeworthy as fuck and I wouldn't want anons to see the omnipotent make a fool of himself and get anxious when I could be cooming inside anime pussy and fighting various, futile last stand situations in a mortal body.
