>>2815055We die sooner from having to deal with bullshit like having to go to a special sporting goods store to buy a left handed baseball glove. Dealing with latin languages that go left to right and smearing over our hands, or having to use right handed scissors, right handed tables, computers with the mouse on the right, bullet casings that eject to the right of a firearm, all the negativity in the word left, and the millions of other ways the Right Man puts us down.
Fellow lefties, we must rise up and take what is Rightly ours. I'm planning a eugenics program of encasing the right arms of children in a cast who refuse their left handed futures. Right will become wrong, and Left will become Enlightenment.
