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I got one.
>Be me
>6 years old
>Fucking weird kid. Always been antisocial. Probably have actual autism.
>Like to go outside and do science shit by myself when I'm not inside reading books.
>No friends, mother is in the house visiting with family
>Go outside alone to the front yard
>Spot a wild dragonfly
>!!!
>I wonder what it looks like on the inside; thinking of the diagrams I saw in the books where it was all out on display
>"I'm going to be a science."
>Run inside, grab a big kitchen knife
>Take it outside and find the dragonfly
>Follow it down the sidewalk with knife in hand like some crazy serial killer from a movie
>Go to stab it
>Stab my foot clean through the center
>Mild shock, so didn't feel pain
>Walk home with knife still in my foot, leaving a trail of bloody kid footprints
>She's freaking out when I come in through the front door with a fat knife in my foot
>Tell her I didn't get the dragonfly
>Pass out
>Wake up with stitches
>mfw
