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>Be me, Imperial City patrol guard
>Every 3 days there's this weirdo who keeps jumping around the streets while casting fireballs at the sky
>Kind of annoying
>Keeping the skies safe is NOT my fucking job though
>w/e, ignore him
>Fast forward to 6E 3, I get sick of these rapefugee pajiits, move to Skyrim
>The same weirdo appears in Whiterun
>FML
>Every day, Heimskr keeps yapping his fucking mouth about some Taloshit god
>Can't take anymore, i'm gonna kill that guy tonight
>About to thrust my sword into him from behind
>The Imperial City weirdo jumps in front of me and blasts Heimskr with some shout crap and finishes him off with electricity
>Eh..close enough
>Weirdo teleports away
>I don't even bother questioning his actions anymore
