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>Welp, its been a whole day and nobody is asking for a shot at my Hardcore Title yet. Just goes to show how past champions like Ava Mortis had lowered the luster of this here pretty belt! My offer still stands though if anybody has the lady balls to meet me in that ring next week!
>Also my new pet Bully Worm is acting strange. He's squealing and lurching outta his hole like he's trying to take a shit. Poor boy! Should I feed him some TurboLax to help push that massive turd through? I feel really bad listening to those awful screams. Maybe I should've put a bullet in his head when I had the chance. Wormy care is harder than I thought!
