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I-I have a greentext to share:
>be me 16, brother 14
>sitting in living room watching adult swim with my dad and brother
>brother sitting on couch
>I'm sitting in recliner
>couch is more like a loveseat so it only fits one person but is super comfy
>brother gets up,calls me gay and goes to get a snack
>he says from the kitchen "fives"
Now for you retards that don't know what fives is: Fives isnt a game but it's a way to save your seat. You call it and you have it for 5 minutes if you get up and you can't take it
>anyway,brother calls fives
>whatevernigga.jpg
>10 minutes goes by, has taking a shit
>I get up and sit on the couch
>comfy couch
>he walks in and yells I said fives
>say its been 10 blow me
>he keeps telling standing in front of the tv
>start making fun of him
>brother picks up his cup of soda from table and throws it at me
>misses but dents the wall
>my dad says wtf cut it out asshole
>I get up and punch him in the face
>he punches me back
>it's on
>after beating each other up for a bit my dad comes over to intervene
>brother accidentally elbows him in the nose trying to get me
>dad flips shit and tosses us to the ground, he's a big guy
>for you
>puts all his 300lb burger weight on us and smacks us in the faces
>squirming but too fat,brother almost in tears
>sits for a minute or two then asks if we're done
>say were done so he gets up and smiles
>"Fives"
>mfw
I woke up with a sprained wrist and my brother with black eye. Fives were since banned at my house
