>>10016842please join me in this heartfelt prayer for all anons that clutter up the board by starting threads that are in clear violation of the page 1 stickies
dear lord god in heaven,
please smite every faggot that posts offtopic shit here with coronavirus that wipes out their parents, grandparents, wives, and children, but leave the OPs of such threads alive to ruminate over the errors of their shitposting ways.
in the name of your son jesus christ we pray
amen