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On the night of July 4th, an American was murdered in Simonia.
This was no ordinary murder however, kekistani symbols were carved into the body and frog slime covered the scene.
The Simonian police force refused to investigate this case further, claiming it'd cause insurrection if they started.
Not content with this outcome, I offered my services to the mayor. After much hesitation, he agreed to let me take over.
It's been two weeks since the murder of that American, and I'm finally closing in on the culprit. Turns out it was an /r9k/ frogpisser hiding out in the Apu bloc.
Soon, I'll have him in a corner and proper justice will be served.
